There are monsters under my bed

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Kodee Kennings
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Kodee update:

It appears Dan Kennings, Kodee's father, will likely be home in December. He has, for now, secured a 15-day leave for sometime in December and is hoping to be back permanently in February. Obviously, Kodee is excited about this and far as everyone knows, Dan is OK. The worst injury he has suffered thus far is a glass bottle to the head.

In the meantime, Kodee has taken it upon herself to dig regulation foxholes in the backyard. Her guardians, Matt and Colleen, are not too fond of this, which she does not understand. If the foxholes are regulation, Kodee does not see a problem with them.

Not surprisingly, Kodee has become increasingly adventurous, wanting to go all types of places by herself. And, like any kid, she is sick to death of school and the "dumb" things teachers tell her to do.

She has also become quite an entrepreneur, building up a sizable stack of cash.

The source of that money is confidential, but she said she plans on using it to bring her father home. Someone told her a flight to Iraq costs $500 dollars, so she wants to raise that amount to rent a plane, fly it over to Iraq and recover her father.

There are monsters under my bed

You know what? Theres monstars under my bed. They come out when it's dark in there. Some of the monstars make nose and some don't becuse they'r sneky.

I hate sleeping in there becus the monstirs are big and move into shadows. Theres this thing that I hang coats on that looks like a dragin wen the lights are turned out. I get so scaired that sometimes my mom sleeps with me.

The monstirs wate for kids to get out of bed and then they grab you. If you can't get away then they take you to the under world and make you stay. Matt says monstirs will take socks as a bargin. I throw lots of socks under there but Im to scared to see if it works.

The monstirs live in the closet to. I always make sure its shut but the monstirs open it or slide under it. How they do that I don't kno. My dad use to make the monstirs run away becus he would use his soldier voys. I hate when he yells at me in his soldier voys and so do the monstirs. After he did that they would leve me aloan.

I miss my dad. When he kills all the bad guys Air Force One will bring him home. I'm tired of wateing.

Jack (Piatt) has a soldier voys. He sounds like my dad. Sometimes he yells at me and it sucks. Jack was a soldier and he was good at his job. Sometimes I wish my dad wasn't so good at his job. Then he could come home faster. He needs to yell at the monstirs to make them go away.

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